As some of you may know by birthday is rapidly approaching. In recognition of 25 years of existence on planet earth, my coworkers all pitched in to buy me . . . balls. That's right. Big, blue, metal, balls. These things are actually meant to be hung from the trailer hitch of your car / truck. Naturally they'd swing as you drive, much like real balls. I've included a picture of my balls and took a snap shot of them relative to an i-pod just to give a basis of comparison. Is it possible to ask for better coworkers?